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| Author: | Trisha [ Sat May 07, 2011 11:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Long but funny |
FIRST LETTER: My Dear husband: I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you. I've been a good wife to you for the last 20 years & I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you left your job today which was the last straw. Last week, you came home & you didn't even notice I had a new hairstyle, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new nightie. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching your TV shows. You don't tell me you love me anymore you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Wife. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving to Invercargill together! Have a great life! REPLY: Dear Ex-wife Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 20 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & bitching. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair do last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy!' Since my father raised me not to say anything, if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have got me confused with MY BROTHER because I haven't eaten pork for 7 years. About the new nightie: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on it, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I won the 20 million dollar Lotto, on Saturday, I left my job & bought 2 tickets for us to Jamaica , but when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dollar from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem. |
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| Author: | Lee-Anne [ Sat May 07, 2011 11:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Long but funny |
lol - this is a good read - thanks Trisha |
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| Author: | BelindaBoyce [ Sat May 07, 2011 2:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Long but funny |
funny! |
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| Author: | julie21566 [ Sat May 07, 2011 2:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Long but funny |
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| Author: | scoutannie [ Sat May 07, 2011 3:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Long but funny |
ROFL - I needed a good laugh too!! |
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