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| Author: | Trisha [ Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Some short and sweet |
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started... My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started.... |
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| Author: | ronnie3 [ Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Some short and sweet |
| Author: | scoutannie [ Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Some short and sweet |
LOl, love 'em!! |
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| Author: | mandysea [ Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Some short and sweet |
heh heh heh!!! |
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| Author: | Lee-Anne [ Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Some short and sweet |
| Author: | Trisha [ Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Some short and sweet |
Husband is watching TV flicking between channels. Wife "What are you watching?" Husband "I can't decide between the golf and a !!!! movie" Wife "Watch the !!!! movie you already know how to play golf." |
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