My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started...
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started...
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started....
Husband is watching TV flicking between channels. Wife "What are you watching?" Husband "I can't decide between the golf and a !!!! movie" Wife "Watch the !!!! movie you already know how to play golf."
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